On Friday the 13th, on the way home from school, I saw a bunch of stereotypes.

Type A: Typical foreign worker who likes his (or my) blings
I dropped two coins on the steps when I was going up the crammed 961 bus from the Kranji MRT station, 'cos my dad just called me and I was distracted.
Then I could only find one coin. I thought that maybe someone stepped on it, but of course I couldn't ask them to lift their legs and check - it was VERY cramped, I only just squeezed onto the steps.
I complained to Portia about it. =P

Alas, I saw the coin. A man infront of me stepped on it.
When a guy alighted, he pointed it out to me - "hey, your coin" (I was looking for it the whole bus ride.)
AND THEN ANOTHER GUY ALIGHTED AFTER ME, and HE TOOK THE COIN.
I mean, DUH! He must have heard the guy in-front anyway! Don't tell me he didn't know!
I'm not complaining because someone tried to steal my fifty-cents, but morally, he is so very wrong!

Of course, I called him back ("Excuse me! That's mine!") and predictably he retreated back with a red face. (He's an indian I think... but that's not the point, I'm not going all racist about that.)

Type B: Stupid men who think of sex all the time.
A uncle kept trying to touch my hand, which was trying to grab the pole while holding my water-bottle. Like, hello? I ignored him as I was still thinking about the guy who took my money.
Two school boys saw me and went "Hello~~!" when I passed. Pfft. Some pick-up line. (But still it's not the worst. The worst was some guy clicking his tongue while drooling on a bike.)

Annoying faggots.

Type C: Stupid beng who think he's cool.

He was wearing a common sleeve-less shirt and bermudas, slightly hunched-back, and with hair worthy of Kelvin Tan. Despite being hunched, he could still have his nose in the air, lmao.

But what was surprising was that he used his foot to press the crossing button, but of course, like any typical beng, he couldn't wait until the green man flashes. He jay-walked across the road with a smug expression.

-goes off to play maple-

jinyao-10:42 PM!